SOUR: If Monday were a boy, I would break up with him. I would not try to work things out, I would not hold on until there was no hope left. I would swiftly and cruely dump his ass and never look back. In fact, I'd probably wonder why I even began seeing Monday in the first place. Do we have anything in common? No. Is Monday super-cute? Not at all. Does Monday make me laugh? Absolutely not. What did I ever see in Monday?
Monday would be very sad about our break-up. After all, we've been together for a LONG time.
But there comes a time in a girl's life when she simply has to rid herself of toxic relationships. And that is what I'm doing to Monday. I'm saying goodbye. I'm closing the door. I'm doing this for both of our own good, really. I was never too nice to Monday -- constantly talking shit, complaining, scowling. So really, it's better this way.
Goodbye Monday. I'm sure there's someone out there for you. It's just not me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and I don't want sloppy seconds on Monday either! :)
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