SOUR: This morning I was on my way to work when I looked down and realized I was wearing a completely different pair of pants than I thought I put on this morning. I don't know how this happened. I looked at myself long and hard in the mirror, even checking the length of the pants with the shoes, etc. Not once did I realize they weren't the pants I planned on wearing.
SWEET: They match my shirt.
SOUR: They are the pants I wore yesterday.
SWEET: They aren't dirty or anything, and they're black, so it's definitely plausible for a girl to have more than one pair of similar-looking black pants.
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LOL....this is hilarious! I often times find myself, in my groggy morning haze, standing in my room and saying "What did I wear yesterday? Does anyone remember?" Cotton usually is useless in this department.
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