Thus begins a special collaborative SWEET and SOUR entry, with input (and some direct quotes) from Becky and Tanya as well as me. Pictures to come later. Possibly. I always say that and then never do it. But we can hope.
The biggest SWEET of all: The most memorable Tanya pop-in ever! You know it's a serious pop-in when it requires a layover in Detroit.
SWEET: Sushi -- the BEST EVER -- from a restaurant called Nama, which required reservations (which we found out after showing up Friday night and not being able to get a table) From Becky: "The sushi was served by a flirtatious waitress who put her tits in my face and said that she “just put her tits in my face.”"
SOUR: Clearly sushi from anywhere else will never be the same
SWEET: No plungers needed in either room – near miracle due to obscure flushing.
SWEET: No sunburns after approximately 6 hours poolside.
SOUR: false advertising - no robe and $0.35/minute to use the Internet (unless you wanted the "Engineer" to play with your computer and make it work in the lobby) From Tanya: "Sidenote: the "Engineer" wears the same uniform as the cleaning staff."
SWEET: Francis Ford Coppola wine
SOUR: Having an enormous bug land on your finger when you're seconds away from mastering Buddhism and Living in the Moment.
SWEET/SOUR: Being propositioned on a street corner. A first!
SOUR: Boys who wear underwear with their bathing suits - WTF??
SWEET: Getting Goldfish crackers to compliment your wine
SOUR: Three bitches who sit at the corner of the pool and stare. Like we can help our hotness.
SOUR: Fried batter posing as calamari.
SWEET: Wine bladders! Portable and discreet.
SOUR: Hotel on the blue trolley line, which stops circulating at 6:30 pm.
SWEET: Morgan (cab driver)
SOUR: Morgan’s fares.
SOUR: Waitress who’s “done here but you can do what you want.”
SWEET: Latin fusion breakfast involving Mimosas.
SOUR: No chips and salsa to be found…not even after resting your boobs on the bar while inquiring
SOUR: Poolside “menu”
SOUR: That creepy giant woman shooting a basketball in the Women's Basketball Hall of Fame who only shows up at night. From Tanya: "That shit is creepy."
SOUR: Debutantes
SWEET: Fried pie
SOUR: Couples who wear matching glasses and don't let you steal one of their four chairs, even though clearly they are not going to be using it any time soon
SUPER SWEET: Two to three hot police officers on bicycles
SWEET: that metal dude in the rowboat.
EVEN SWEETER: discovering there is a metal dude mounting a horse on Gay Street
2 comments:
Hahahahaahahahahahahaa....I feel like there were more from our 3 hour brainstorm? Am I losing it again? OH wait - there was:
SWEET: VM from Big Pun expressing concern/delirium.
SWEET: Tanya's new dating bible
That was one seriously sweet entry.
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