I'm not sure whether to label this a SWEET or SOUR. I think I'm going with SWEET, because it's funny.
SWEET:
Here's my bag. The pink bag that has been the subject of several past posts. The bag that I was hesitant about buying because well, it's enormous and pink. OK, perhaps plum. The bag that I have gotten MANY compliments on and actual offers to buy. The bag that was featured on the cover of People as a Hot Bag Under $100.
And now, here is what I have been carrying around for the past, um, month or so? I did remove the random receipts that had piled up in there, cause they're not interesting. Basically just a gazillion salads from the restaurant at work.
Hmmmm, where do I start? The large paper to the left is the receipt from when I got my car inspected. It features the $1,000 in new shit they recommended I get. On top of that are some random coins. There's my red wallet, my keys, my checkbook and a pen. All normal. At the top, you will see FIVE different Neutrogena lip products. This is what happens when the Rite Aid goes out of business and has a 40-60 percent off sale. The white envelope contains the extended warranty for my car (which you might remember from a past post). Going down, there's a $50 gift check I got as a bonus at work, a wine cork, my doctor's business card, two prescription bottles (one of them empty), my Japanese Cherry Blossom perfume (which apparently put an older gentleman at Zippers under some sort of spell Saturday night) and a feminine product. Just floatin' around! On top of the product is a list of life lessons Becky e-mailed me (the most significant to me being "Merlot and e-mail don't mix"). Above that is a frequent coffee buyer's card from the restaurant at work and a bookmark. Then there's one of those USB drive things that I don't know the proper name for. To the right of that is a Best Buy Rewards card, another wine cork and a pile of Nicotine gum. The papers to the right are the receipt for the Panthers tickets I bought for my bday. You'll also notice an extremely stretched out ponytail holder and two dollar bills.
OH! I almost missed the beer cap on top of the checkbook. It's from the Magic Hat beer we had at the beach. All the caps have clever little sayings on them. This one says, "Keep the flowers, give me growlers." So true.
So that's it! Time for a purse change?
3 comments:
I believe I remember when one of those wine corks was placed in your purse.
P.S. I just heard Rob Tufano on Channel 6 say, "A tip of the hat to those two men."
Awww...the life lessons. Also worth noting, I barely remember sending that to you so that's a pretty good indication of how long ago it was. I actually can only remember the dating one. I suggest posting the others :)
Yes, it was back in January 2007. And I will post them! Good idea.
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