Ahem

SOUR: I am coughing non-stop this morning! Coughing and clearing my throat and generally being unpleasant to be around. This is kind of concerning because I'm going to the dentist in a little while, and how will I be able to keep my mouth open long enough for him to do what he's gotta do if I constantly have the urge to cough?

OK. I realize what I just said was entirely inappropriate. I do. I didn't realize it when I started, honest. LOL. But, I'm not going to erase it because it made me laugh.

Moving on!

SWEET: Luna slept with me all night last night and was generally precious. She only started attacking my feet around 6 a.m., and in her defense, that WAS when we were supposed to get up.

SOUR: At one point, I fell back asleep in between snoozes and was awakened by Luna licking my lips. I don't really enjoy feeling like I made out with my cat. It's kinda gross.

SWEET: Puff paint party was a big success, so much so that I think there will be a sequel! Especially since Sarah is mildly obsessed with the thought of puff painting underwear (notice I did not use the "p" word even though it would have meant some sweet alliteration).

SWEET: Old Playboys. I know. But they were fascinating and provided a nice distraction when the pressure of thinking of something to paint was too much to take. Sarah was appalled that the Playboy Advisor would tackle such an uninteresting issue as balsamic vinegar. The ones involving people's crazy sex lives were much more interesting. The best -- "Is it cheating if a woman (who is not my wife) go somewhere and masturbate in front of each other?" LOLOLOLOL.