No shame. None at all

SWEET: OK. I'm gonna come clean. I'm a General Hospital addict. Ever since I was afforded the privilege of watching daytime TV (i.e. I got laid off), I became fascinated -- make that re-fascinated -- with soaps. This is largely because I didn't have cable and my options were limited. Since moving to Durham, the cable situation has been the same (sidenote: tomorrow I am getting cable!!! But for the purpose of this post, I do not have cable). BUT. Here in Durham, our fancy antenna will NOT pick up ABC, despite our best efforts at affixing massive amounts of tin foil to it and moving it all around the house. So I've been forced to watch GH online, a day after the actual show airs. This is fine. My time watching GH online is lovely, heart-breaking, maddening and satisfying. It's a soap for crying out loud!

To get to my point. The man I have come to know as "The James Franco" is making a guest appearence on GH. Sidenote No. 2 -- He is known as "The James Franco" because The Sarah Grano called him that upon realizing he'd be attending the same school as she was while attaining her master's degree in creative writing (GO SARAH!). So anyway, he was there. She saw him. She snapped a pic of him. She did not, however, talk to him, and for that I will never forgive her.

Back to the point, again. His guest spot on GH is finally upon us. And by "us" I mean "me" because clearly none of you peeps watch the show. But, for your viewing pleasure and mine, here's one of the teasers for the Nov. 20 episode featuring The James Franco and my favorite gangster Jason Morgon (Sidenote No. 3 -- the actor who play Jason Morgan tweeted me. Yes, me. Directly to me. In response to my tweet, of course, but nonetheless, TO ME. YESSS!)

Here it is.