SOUR: Pantyhose. I hate them. I mean, I love what they do for me, with their slimming power and all. But I absolutely hate that no matter how careful I am when I am putting them on, I always fuck them up. And then they're useless after I wear them once, unless used as an undergarment. (Sidenote: Jenny, the use of pantyhose as undergarments always reminds me of you) But basically it's money down the drain.
SWEET: LOST is BACK! Sawyer was shirtless for a delicious 45 minutes. And Sayid kicked some ass, but then got shot with a dart or something, causing him to pass out. Other awesomeness included Jack shaving off his mangy beard and becoming Hot Jack again. There was no real hot Asian action, as Jin is (allegedly) dead, so that was a bummer.
SOUR: Dry skin! Boo winter. When will you be gone?
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Funny you should write about panty hose today! I'm wearing a pair for the first time in ages. I decided to venture out of the norm of the dress pant to work and sport a dress today with boots. Well, that left the problem of what to cover my knees with. I found a pair of black panty hose in the drawer and went for it. Unfortunately, my belly is forcing them to continue to fall and create AWFUL panty lines. I have been hiking them up nonstop since my arrival to the office. No fun. SOUR...is what I say about panty hose today!!
I have a shirt with Shakespeare's face on it that says "Prose before hos" and my parents thought it was hilarious until I explained to them that it was "hos" as in, you know, a derogatory term for women, not "hose," as in what Shakespeare wore on his legs.
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