Thursday, July 3, 2008

And on the other hand ...

SOUR: The day before a three-day weekend.

Slowest ... afternoon ... ever.

UPDATE!

SWEET: This quote, from 4 p.m. the day before a three-day weekend:

"One hour? It is incomprehensible to me right now that I do any work. I might be the worst employee ever - seeing as how I haven't done anything all week."

SWEET: And on Bill Gates' retirement ...

"I saw it on the news - I want to say it was last week. But seriously. All technological advancement is most likely going to come to a screeching halt....and I'm ready."

2 comments:

One A Day said...

TICK! TOCK! TICK! TOCK!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I crack myself up. It's rare, but it happens. Like today. When I'm so delutional that I can barely sit upright in my chair. This is why no work is being done.