Case of the Mondays

I SO have one.

Real quick, cause I'm swamped --

SWEET: This e-mail from Tanya, regarding her weekend activities:

So this weekend I went to see the Dalai Lama speak and I am embarrassed to say that it was a snorefest for me. I thought I would come away all enlightened and sh!t but no such luck. As I was zoning out though I did remember that I have an unused gift card for the mall which helped me solve the mystery of how will I pay for the new sunglasses I saw at Nordstroms. So that's about as enlightened as I could do on a Sunday morning.

SOUR: Do you ever have that feeling on your way to work in the morning that you've forgotten to do something? Like put on eye make-up or deodorant or something like that? Well, I had that feeling this morning. And halfway to work I realized what it was -- I'm wearing a skirt and I haven't shaved my legs since Friday morning. Thank God and the Dalai Lama that I am a blonde.

More later ...